(Source: sharonosbourne)
(Source: nerddownand5)
imagine if real life worked like tumblr where if you decided you didn’t like someone you could click a button and you would never see or hear from them again
restraining orders
oh
murder
whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
tyler the creator is everything i aspire to be
i’ve been snorting glitter for the past 4 hours
me at school
| me: | the fuck is this |
| me: | who the fuck are you |
| me: | dayum pull yo skirt down please |
| me: | walk faster fuckface |
| me: | fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you |
| me: | no you're a whore |
| me: | dont touch me i have more followers than you |
| me: | i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now |
| me: | pew pew nigga |
| me: | i'd push you in front of me whore |
why do people in spy movies ask other people “are you wearing a wire” like wtf do you expect them to say “whoa yeah i guess so u got me”
Miley speaks for us all.
(Source: romulusthread)
(Source: someoneaverage)
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something
