if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?
Execute The Furries
*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*
"The hardest thing about depression is that it is addictive. It begins to feel uncomfortable not to be depressed. You feel guilty for feeling happy."
- (via i-am-just-a-failure)
(Source: hopelesslyhealing, via distorted-daytime)
When all your friends are online.
(Source: copernicus-qwark, via secretlymartinfreeman)
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
(Source: lesbolution, via corporalbutts)
my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question
(Source: dimwited, via cumfort)
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate