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In need of an outside opinion

so this guy that I hooked up with a long time ago and I started hanging out again and things have been getting weird and I told him I wouldn’t do anything because I’m in a relationship (a very happy one at that) but tonight he admitted to me that he was attracted to me and asked if I was attracted to him and I said I don’t know because I didn’t want to say yes but I couldn’t make myself say no and I’m freaking out advice would be great right now

Decided to take a bathroom selfie. Oh and my hair is now brown and smells like apples. 🍎

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via pizza)

At the X Factor

toyota:

Simon: I wasnt expecting that

Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*

(via saucyjews)

anescapedfish:

positiveclarity:

all-in-all-love:

ask-monsuir-grantaire:

doughnut-tax-outrage:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

tyleroakley:

Yikes.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.

So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident? 

Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.

glad bhs isnt like this

WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED

(via secretlymartinfreeman)

(Source: bricesander, via oprahsmom)

Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women: ...must be tough.

sockathans:

jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

(Source: poultergeiszler, via redbloodedamerica)

(Source: crimnatic, via rsleazzz)

paacreek:

Offering is 50% of the sale.

i-may-be-strange:

His character was golden and the only reason to watch that train wreck

(Source: freak-thefreak-out, via booty-ho-mo)

myonecorneroftheuniverse:

He “literally” loves life

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via e-gay)

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

(via unescapable)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it