so this guy that I hooked up with a long time ago and I started hanging out again and things have been getting weird and I told him I wouldn’t do anything because I’m in a relationship (a very happy one at that) but tonight he admitted to me that he was attracted to me and asked if I was attracted to him and I said I don’t know because I didn’t want to say yes but I couldn’t make myself say no and I’m freaking out advice would be great right now
Simon: I wasnt expecting that
Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*
THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.
So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident?
Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.
glad bhs isnt like this
WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED
jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone
His character was golden and the only reason to watch that train wreck
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”